Overheard on the Street

"I'm not sure whether to be pleased or concerned that my pee smells like champagne and strawberries."

Overheard on the Street

Mom: You want ice cream?  You think that's a good idea before your dentist appointment?

Child: ... yes?

Overheard on the Street

"I'm not drunk! I'm just having trouble walking."

Overheard on the Street

Father: Madeline, if you don't come now I'll . . . uh . . . I'll make you get a tattoo!

Little girl: [giggle]Noooooo![giggle]